|Great expense was spared in assembling these titles.|
|Hmm. Could this be --|
|-- uh oh. Too late. Nancy the unstable heiress, meet|
big ball glowing like anything.
|Nancy the unstable heiress (we will just call her Nancy|
henceforth) runs in her cocktail dress back to the
thriving desert town of Bleached Skull and alerts the sheriff.
|Meanwhile, in the town bar, unfaithful husband Harry is|
being very unfaithful with his floozy, Honey. (Or
should that be with his honey, Floozy?)
|Still, Nancy cannot resist Harry's irresistible good looks|
and dashing manner, even though to the rest of the
world he is basically a smirk and a necktie.
|Nancy tells Harry about her sighting and they set out|
to find the glowing ball.
|Suddenly the alien pilot, Mr. Clean, appears out of|
nowhere because the producers couldn't afford
a spaceship door. He extends the big fake hand of
friendship toward Nancy --
|-- and Harry suddenly remembers he left something at|
home. His suitcase.
|Mr. Clean thoughtfully takes Nancy back home, but she|
has experienced special alien radiation, and so, like him,
she gets big fake hands.
|Meanwhile, the sheriff finds Mr. Clean, who uses his|
alien powers to turn a 1958 Plymouth into a '53 Chevy.
|Nancy is very tall now. She starts dating Manute Bol|
and gets a job with the power company.
|But revenge is on her mind! So she heads for the|
bar at Bleached Skull.
|There she finds Harry, and with just a touch of her|
big fake hand --
|-- she turns him into a badly stuffed Ken doll.|
|Alas, the end is nigh for Nancy and Ken -- er, Harry. It has|
something to do with live wires, but don't ask me what.
|The great men of science who have been following Nancy's|
unusual case try desperately to control their emotions. The
town of Bleached Skull will never be the same -- at least not
until they rebuild that bar.